Monday, March 13, 2006
New Song: "Censure Him Gone"
CENSURE HIM GONE
(to the tune of "Since You've Been Gone" by Weird Al Yankovic)
Censure him gone
Well, people told me my hat was made of tinfoil
Censure him gone
It turned out Dubya lied us into a war for oil
Oh well, I'm feelin' like he took a chainsaw
To the US Con-sti-tu-ti-on,
You know, I want to give this butthead a brain,
Censure him gone
(Censure him gone)
I couldn't feel any worse if he spied
On our citizens illegally
(Censure him gone)
Till I remembered our kids who have died
For Iraqi democracy
Censure him gone
Well, it feels like someone else is indicted every day
Censure him gone
And this scandal you've got with Jack Abramoff just won't go away
Ever since that day you were sworn in
I've been so miserable, old son --
You know, it almost makes me wish
Ralph Nader had won.