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Thursday, March 30, 2006

I Didn't Say I Was Gonna Make You Black, I Said I Was Gonna Get You On The Train

A little hip-hop for Lieberman:

Joementum
Words & Music Copyright 2006 by Tom Smith


Well, I'm the only Senator from Connecticut
Got his nose firmly planted up Dubya's butt
I hate violent video games much more
Than the real thing in the Iraqi war.

I say I'm Democrat, but I'm so far right
That my constituents call me Republican Lite
That makes my blood boil, gets me uptight,
But I don't let it bug me 'cause I'm rich and white.

And I'm not gonna let 'em get away with it
(Not gonna let 'em get away with it)
I'm not gonna let 'em, I got the Joementum
I'm not gonna let 'em get away with it
(Not gonna let 'em get away with it)
I'm not gonna let 'em, I got the Joementum

I was Al Gore's VP candidate,
No one's sure what he thought I brought to the plate,
He was trying to make amends with the far right trash,
So he claimed to be friends with the gentried cash.

Got a big ol' mansion, with a servant staff,
Do I support immigration? Don't make me laugh,
Make the aliens run through hoops and worse,
Become citizens after we exploit 'em first.

Got a whole lot of friends in the military,
Got a whole lot invested in industry,
I support our troops in Iraq, you see,
'Cause my views are better than reality.

And I'm not gonna let 'em get away with it
(Not gonna let 'em get away with it)
I'm not gonna let 'em, I got the Joementum
I'm not gonna let 'em get away with it
(Not gonna let 'em get away with it)
I'm not gonna let 'em, I got the Joementum

So I'm Biden my time for 2008,
When I'm gonna be a presidential candidate.
It's gonna be great, and I just can't wait
Prove I'm the front-runner and ignore the hate

Of the people who voted for me thinkin' I
was a more-or-less liberal kinda guy,
Thought I'd vote against religion infringing rights,
Thought I'd vote against tax cuts for rich whites.

Thought I'd vote against ripping up the Bill of Rights,
Thought I'd actually come to fight their fights.
And now they've got the gall to call me "Republican Lite"
-- I'm "Republican HEAVY", and that's all right!

And I'm not gonna let 'em get away with it
(Not gonna let 'em get away with it)
I'm not gonna let 'em, I got the Joementum
I'm not gonna let 'em get away with it
(Not gonna let 'em get away with it)
I'm not gonna let 'em, I got the Joementum....

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